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Political Musings From The Left
Just when you thought it was safe to venture out into
the world of thinking Americans again, the crap hits the
fan. After eight freak'in years of George Bush, even I
can't believe the garbage spewing out of Americans
today; The Birthers, the Deathers, People proclaiming
Obama is a Communist, a Socialist and a Nazi - even
though they have no clue as to the origin or meaning
of these terms. They are home grown American idiots
and they have leaders. We want to honor them and
any other irritating characters in our very own
Ass
Clown Hall of Fame
. I expect this list will grow
exponentially throughout the year. Some will come   
and some will go but some will stay forever. We will    
be an equal opportunity listing. I really don't care    
what the party is, ass clowns are ass clowns period.
1)  Glenn Beck – Padded Cell for One Stat!
 At first glance, most people would think this guy is
 crazy. Not true. This guy is Nuckin Futs! He has
 found a gimmick that sells on the Fixed News   
 Channel. His shtick works by sucking what little       
 brains still exist on the fringe right and he’s very
 good at it. He has no concept of history, historical
 accuracy or political ideology. He is a noxious gas
 bag who talks through his ass. He is the poster
 boy for all the baby boomers who have spent a
 lifetime throwing tantrums to get their way and
 right now, they want an election do-over. These
 are the same baby boomers that don’t read
 newspapers, only watch the fixed news channel
 and look back longingly to their youth – which is
 never coming back. Glenn Beck is the most
 perfect reason every voting age person should
 remain politically focused and active - if you want
 the Glenn Beck's of the world to go away.

2)  Rush Limbaugh – Permanent Ass Clown
 This fat ass has been filling the airwaves for over
 20 years. He is living proof that this type of talking  
 head never shuts up – they just grow meaner and
 filled with more hate while they pollute others into
 thinking like them. What is sad is that the main
 stream media pays the least bit of attention to any
 thing he has to say, or that anyone in the GOP is
 scared to death to cross him. He is nothing more
 than a blow hard talking through his ass. But
 hey, at least he can claim he set the standard.

3)  The Tea Party Movement  (A.K.A. Teabaggers)
 These people really take the cake. They are what
  I like to call, whiny titty-baby boomers who didn’t
  like the election results and figure if they stomp
  their feet, scream and shout they’ll get an election
  do-over. Of course they have to dress up like
  revolutionary soldiers (circa 1776) while wearing
  hats of hanging tea bags. News flash – you look
  as ridiculous as you did in the 60’s. If you can
  afford to waste tea bags, you’re not that poor. If
  you want people to take you seriously, lose the
  racist signs and try reading some news, history
  and political ideology. You have no idea what
  you’re screaming about or against. You are what
  is wrong with America – namely Stupidity. Only
  stupidity can drive the unfounded belief in the
  ‘Birther’ debate, health care ‘death panels’,
  FEMA ‘concentration camps’ and any other
  bat-shit conspiracy you can dream up.

4)  Sarah Palin - Queen of Cutey-Pie Politics
 What can one say about Sister Sarah? She is an
 idiot, but a clever idiot. She has been able to soar
 politically by being cute and for some, sexy.  It’s
 like her parents told her years ago, “Now honey,
 remember, boys don’t like smart girls, or girls that
 like to win.” Sarah truly believes that her sly
 cuteness and folksy charm is all that she needs
 to win politically. She could be smart and well
 informed, but why bother when her shtick is
 working so well. For some Americans, who are
 walking idiots – that’s enough. But thankfully,
 most of us like our leaders smarter than the
 average bear.

5)  Fox News Network - One Sided News Feed
 Instead of singling out any one asinine host or
 commentator on Fox (i.e. O'Reilly, Hannity,
 Ingrams, Rove etc.) I’ll just go for the network
 responsible for this type of trash-journalism. It
 takes balls to tout your news network as fair and
 balanced. If he had a conscience, Murdoch should
 hang his head in shame. But to do that he would
 have to have a soul and he sold that off for the
 almighty dollar long ago. Just because Fox draws
 big ratings doesn’t mean it has quality programs.
 It just means that most of its viewers are morons
 who don’t read and have no concept of the word
 ‘objective’.

6) Joe Lieberman - A man of the Joe
 If anyone sunk Al Gore chances in 2000, it was
Joe – the most boring man alive. With all his  
backstabbing antics, why any Democrat still likes
this guy is beyond me.  Since that time, Joe has
proven beyond all doubt that the only person that
matters to Joe is Joe. Not his party, or his country.
If the Democratic leadership had any balls – they
would strip this man of his committee chairman-
ships, but no – they’re still kissing his butt.
Connecticut – Please, I beg you, replace this
guy with a real democrat in the next election.

7) Michelle Bachman – Padded Cell for One
Excuse me but this woman is certifiable. She is
bat-shit crazy and so is anyone who voted for her  
in Minnesota. Every time she opens her mouth, a
new kind of crazy spews forth. If nothing else,
she’s becoming more entertaining with every
passing news cycle. She is a perfect poster child
for the Party of No. Please Michelle, stop taking
your medication altogether. Maybe you’ll strip
naked and run around the Capital in the snow
proving to everyone that you are looney tunes.

8) John McCain - Not So Mavericky Anymore
McCain will be on my list forever just  for making
Sarah Palin his running mate. McCain is a man that
at one time I respected. He seemed genuine. But
now we find out that he sold his ethical soul cheap
by picking a candidate his staff never properly
vetted. Since the election, he has continued to say
one thing while doing another. And the worst thing
is, he doesn’t have the balls to stand up for what
he believes in anymore within his own party. He
just toes the party line. Whatever ethics you had
John, they're gone now.

9) The GOP - Grand Old Pretenders
 Ahhhhh, the Party of No. The party of hate and
 discourse. The party that wraps itself in old
 glory while pissing all over its principles. To hear  
 them talk, they were never in control of Congress  
 for 12 years. They never spent this nation into
 massive debt under Bush (i.e. the Bush tax
 cuts for the rich, Medicare Part D prescription
 drug plan, two wars – not paid for or ever included
 in their budgets and if that isn’t enough, tons of
 pork for every state). Now, they are the party that
 won’t lift a finger to work with Dems to fix what is
 broken. It’s all about them being responsible - now
 If that isn’t enough, now the Party of No is trying to
 use the threat of terrorism to scare Americans into
 voting for them again. Has The GOP no shame, or
 love of country that they would stoop this low for
 their own political gain?

10) Dick Cheney – It's The Talking Dick . . Again
   For nearly eight years, big Dick Cheney was
   silent and covert while living on the ‘dark side’.
   Since leaving office this ass-wipe now has an
   opinion about everything and suffers from
   collective amnesia and perpetual diarrhea of the
   mouth. Hey Dick, FYI – your not in charge any
   more and no one cares about your deranged
   opinion on national security. So crawl back into
   your hole and take that damn daughter of yours
   with ya.

11) The George Bush – “Miss me yet?” Billboard
   Are you Freakin kiddin me? What moron put up
   the money for this horseshit sign in Minnesota?
   Here’s my answer – Not in a million freakin
   years! Is everyone in Minnesota bat-shit crazy?

12) The Democratic Party - Got Testicles?
   I must admit, I am ashamed to be a member of
   this party. The party of Roosevelt and Kennedy
   has been reduced to a rock of Jell-O. Here’s the
   party that cannot lead, even with a super majority.
   They would make LBJ cringe. Lord knows they
   make me cringe. It is time for Harry Reid to step
   down. I want a majority leader who has a pulse,
   and a set testicles would be nice too.

13) Raim Emmanuel - Poster Boy for Jackass
   Emmanuel is living proof that even Dems have  
   a jackass in a position of power. He is a typical
   Chicago thug politician who has utter contempt
   for the very people who waged the grassroots
   campaign to get the President elected. I resent
   the fact that Emmanuel had the audacity to refer
   to liberals and “F-ing retards.” He is the poster
   child for the arrogance that permeates the
   Obama administration. Wise words to remember
   Mr. Emmanuel, “Don’t shit where you eat.”  You
   may need those liberals sometime in the near
   future.
   
14) The Media - Get a Grip
   You guys need to get a life. We have gone from
   the 2008 election directly into the 2010 election
   and now all you talk about is the 2012 election.  
   This president has only been in office one  
   freakin year. You continue to insist that every
   morsel of stupidity offered by Rush Limbaugh,
   or Glenn Beck is somehow significant and you
   have single handedly given credence to the Tea
   Bagger movement as a force to be reckoned with
   – which I sincerely doubt is true. There are a lot
   of political subjects that you could be covering
   that will never see the light of day. Try expanding
   you horizons to include more than one story to
   endlessly beat to death each day.

15) Tom Tancredo - Reveals the GOP Truth
   Tom lost his mind along time ago, but he hasn’t
   lost his racist hateful soul. His speech at the tea
   bagger convention earlier this month speaks   
   volumes of what is wrong with the GOP and the
   Teabagger movement. They love Tom and his
   racist ways.

16) James O’Keefe – Acorn Video Scam Artist
   Is it too much to hope this little prick goes to jail
   after his break-in attempt at Senator Landrieu’s
   federal office? Why any media gave this ass-wipe
   a platform for his Acorn video is beyond me. He
   no more looks like a pimp than I do. But he sure
   do have a pretty mouth don’t he? Poetic justice if
   convicted, he does his time in the great state of
   Louisiana.
The Importance of
Staying Politically
Engaged.
I know how disheartening it is for younger
voters to view the current political reality. It’s
tough when all your efforts to get Obama
elected seem to fade into the current status
quo. We are still engaged in two wars, the
economy is still in the toilet and healthcare
reform remains an unlikely dream. Clutching
the idea of bipartisanship has given way to  
the political reality – legislative gird-lock. But     
I beg you to take heart and stay politically
engaged. As the saying goes; History is made
by those who show up. If you give up now, than
in November the minority (A.K.A. Teabaggers)
will win in the only poll that counts – the voting
booth.  You must stay politically engaged. You
have to show up. The other side is banking
that you won’t. It’s you country and your future.
Be sure to Vote.